Saturday, May 28, 2011

Time for more proverbs or can I say semi-pro verbs




  • Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, making good choices is probably not their forte.



  • Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind her is the guy's wife, and boy is she pissed.



  • The best defense is a good offense. And gun turrets.



  • Better to light a candle than curse the darkness. Save the cursing for when the candle spills hot wax on you.



  • A penny saved is a penny earned, but if you're counting the pennies, you're screwed.



  • Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Just take the damn thing.



  • Where there's a will, there's a way to contest it.



  • Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.



  • Good things come to those who wait tables.



  • Haste makes waste. Donuts make waist.



  • Honesty is the best policy, but the premiums are unaffordable.



  • If we were meant to fly, we'd have wings. If we were meant to be too fat to fly, we'd have wings with ranch sauce.



  • Love is blind. This explains why it feels like it keeps whacking you with its cane.



  • Misery loves company. Especially this one company I used to work for.



  • Nature abhors a vacuum. So does my house.



  • Time wounds all heels.



  • Forewarned is forearmed, but oblivious is elbowed in the gut.



  • If you can't beat them, join them to a chair with duct tape. Then beat them.



  • Money is the root of all evil. So money does grow on trees; you just have to dig for it.



  • Blood is thicker than water. But give it a good scrub and the cops will never know.



  • Charity begins at home. Or so my neighbour kids told me when they begged 5 bucks off me.



  • Cleanliness is next to godliness. But it's even closer to annoyingliness.



  • The early bird catches the worm. So sleep in, unless you like worms for breakfast.



  • Discretion is the better part of valor. But it's the most critical part of cowardice.



  • Don't punch a gift horse in the mouth.



  • It takes one to know one. But it doesn't take anything to know nothing at all.



  • Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.



  • A person is known by the company he keeps. Especially the CEO.



  • A picture paints a thousand words. But they're really tiny and hard to read.



  • A rising tide lifts all boats. Then it smashes them on the rocks.



  • Crime doesn't pay. But the perks are awesome.



  • He who hesitates is lost. You can tell because he's looking at a map.



  • It's no use crying over spilled milk. Acid, however, is worth a complete breakdown.



  • Let sleeping dogs lie. But torture the cats for the truth.



  • Many hands make light work. But electricity makes lights work.



  • A friend in need is a friend in debt.



  • A good man is hard to fine.



  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. So don't even start or you'll be walking for friggin' ever.



  • A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. But not as dangerous as a little dynamite.


I think that's enough for today..... more to come soon.

1 comments:

shivani said...

Alok...your den is echoing with my laughter. Can you hear it?
:) :) :)
Sry got carried away laughing...was led to ur den through ur Dad's and ur bro.
Absolutely loved all can't single out any fav.
Will be back for more.

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